I got all dressed up for my birthday dinner--jacket, tie, watch, and my nice brown loafers. However, as soon as I sat down I realized I was sitting into a thick custard pie! The surprises just kept coming as I'm forced to slam my face into my own birthday cake. Rather than resist, I decide to just give in and bury myself in an avalanche of pies. I also fill my shoes with cake and yogurt before slipping my feet back in. In Part 2, I take the ruining to a whole new level.